Proposed NHL Rule Changes
So we didn't make the NHL's annual GM meeting, again. But fear not, here are our proposed rule changes for next season. Enjoy! Improve The Organ Music An NHL game without organ music is a burger without cheese and relish. Organ music is part of the institution of hockey, but often it's dated and in some arenas; extinct. Kids don't even hear it anymore. When the Boston Bruins started playing Daft Punk on the organ, crowds loved it. I propose that each month, the organist learns the top 20 single chart. Mix things up a bit. No Miley Cyrus though. Penalty Shoot-Outs There's nothing wrong with a shoot-out, but they could be better. I propose that after the fifth round, the coaches have to take a shot each. I reckon Mike Babcock would have this nailed, and let's face it; the Wings need all the help they can get. If it's still a tie after six rounds, the mascots take a shot each. Zamboni Encroachment During overtime, Zambonis patrol the boards providi...